Earplug

Several days ago, still in the ENSCO-108 rig Papua, we had a morning meeting in the conference room. After the Well Site Leader explained several main issues that we should know, the round table update began. Drilling engineers, ENCSO HSE, and other contractors updated their current status and activity. Finally, it's Halliburton's turn, represented by a US expat. He said, "I have no significant update Sir. But I have one question, do you have smaller size of earplug ? It doesn't fit in my ears." The well site leader replied," It's a standard size." Halliburton guy said again, "Even I've squezzed the earplug and still cannot fit." Well site leader answered," What's your condom's size?" Ting tong....